soooo i like art, drawing, bigbang, GD, reading, attack on titan, naruto, doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, star trek, lotr, GoT (arya and jon!), harry potter, hannibal, hunger games, avengers, nightvale, inception, yaoi, writing letters, stationery, kawaii stuff, STICKERS OMG, handmade stickers, handmade anythings, cute pics, orange, cats are my life force, plants, butts, post it notes, notepads, lollies, disney movies especially el dorado, how to train your dragon, studio ghibli movies, miyazaki himself is also cool, beards, potatoes, eggs, pretty boys, dudes with long hair, dudes in pointy shoes and fancy clothes, asian culture, cool history facts, linguistics, puns, badass females, johnny depp, presents :D
I had asked Jolie a few days ago if I could fly with her, and she told me she had never taken a passenger up before but would think about it. When I arrived at the photo shoot, I told her that I mentioned to my mother that I might fly with her and that my mother did not like the idea one bit. Jolie laughed it off. Now, as I am watching her kick off her stilettos (she pilots barefoot) and step up onto the wing of her little white plane, she stops for a second and stares at me standing off to the side. There is a glint in her eye. A big smile spreads across her face. “Let’s go scare your mother,” she says.
Only as I am jammed in the back next to Leibovitz, bumping along the dinky little runway, does the reality of what I’m doing sink in. I imagine the headline: ANGELINA JOLIE AND ANNIE LEIBOVITZ DIE IN PLANE CRASH NEAR LAS VEGAS. I try to remember who went down with Patsy Cline, but I can’t. I am about to become a trivia question. I tell myself this will be a suitably fabulous way to die, and just like that we are in the air, floating above the desert, and my nerves are gone. “I’ll do some tight turns,” says Jolie. “Maddox likes it when there are g-forces.” [x]
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.