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soooo i like art, drawing, bigbang, GD, reading, attack on titan, naruto, doctor who, supernatural, sherlock, star trek, lotr, GoT (arya and jon!), harry potter, hannibal, hunger games, avengers, nightvale, inception, yaoi, writing letters, stationery, kawaii stuff, STICKERS OMG, handmade stickers, handmade anythings, cute pics, orange, cats are my life force, plants, butts, post it notes, notepads, lollies, disney movies especially el dorado, how to train your dragon, studio ghibli movies, miyazaki himself is also cool, beards, potatoes, eggs, pretty boys, dudes with long hair, dudes in pointy shoes and fancy clothes, asian culture, cool history facts, linguistics, puns, badass females, johnny depp, presents :D

luvpie1997:

The first words spoken “you’re a real person”„

42 minutes ago117,339 plays

anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

orangeyy:

allmonds:

TEETH ARE VISIBLE BONES OH MY GOD

fingernails are bones too

rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!

rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!

dailycatdrawings:

256: Nap Time
Sometimes I come home from work and this happens

dailycatdrawings:

256: Nap Time

Sometimes I come home from work and this happens

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

I had asked Jolie a few days ago if I could fly with her, and she told me she had never taken a passenger up before but would think about it. When I arrived at the photo shoot, I told her that I mentioned to my mother that I might fly with her and that my mother did not like the idea one bit. Jolie laughed it off. Now, as I am watching her kick off her stilettos (she pilots barefoot) and step up onto the wing of her little white plane, she stops for a second and stares at me standing off to the side. There is a glint in her eye. A big smile spreads across her face. “Let’s go scare your mother,” she says.

Only as I am jammed in the back next to Leibovitz, bumping along the dinky little runway, does the reality of what I’m doing sink in. I imagine the headline: ANGELINA JOLIE AND ANNIE LEIBOVITZ DIE IN PLANE CRASH NEAR LAS VEGAS. I try to remember who went down with Patsy Cline, but I can’t. I am about to become a trivia question. I tell myself this will be a suitably fabulous way to die, and just like that we are in the air, floating above the desert, and my nerves are gone. “I’ll do some tight turns,” says Jolie. “Maddox likes it when there are g-forces.” [x]

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

inchells:

Flower beard Nori ! 

inchells:

Flower beard Nori ! 

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

but cacti is plural so don’t that mean they wanna go single??

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

but cacti is plural so don’t that mean they wanna go single??